The Savior With Something Extra

How's Sarah Palin gonna feel about those crazy Brazilians turning Jesus PINK?! Everyone knows pink is the international colour of homosensuality so OBVIOUSLY those Brazilians are trying to send the WORLD a message that a lifelong bachelor who's BFF was a loose woman that enjoyed turning water into a nice Bordeaux while wearing a fabulously draped loincloth might have been rather light in the sandals....